Monday’s First Sentence ~ Love & Other Carnivorous Plants

Monday’s First Sentence ~ Love & Other Carnivorous Plants


No one wants to be that girl who locks herself in the bathroom on her birthday like she’s on the brink of a nervous breakdown, but here I am, leaning my elbows on the toilet bowl, inhaling God knows how many private-part diseases, all in the hope of freeing myself of this birthday cake while freeing myself of my best friend’s wrath.

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