I just thought I would’ve met Tom Hanks by now.
Not real Tom Hanks, the beloved actor. After all, he’s married to Rita Wilson, and I’m not the sort of monster who would want to break up what is perhaps Hollywood’s one truly perfect union. And anyway, I’m twenty-seven, so he’s a little bit old for me (no offense if you’re reading this, Tom).
The Tom Hanks I thought I’d meet is the Tom Hanks of romantic comedies.