Friday’s Page 69 ~ Adam Destroys the Internet by Adam B, James Lancett
‘I still don’t have any signal, which is weird,’ said Callum, checking his phone again. ‘But if we can just get on to a computer I’ll see if I can get hold of Popularis, and ask to put everything back to normal, I promise, Adam.’
‘Ughhh, Callum, you still don’t get how Popularis works! He doesn’t come when you call him! He comes when he fels like it! It’s not like he’s your servant and you’re in charge! That’s the whole problem! You’re never in charge! Popularis is! Popularis is always in charge!’