Teaser Tuesday ~ Win Lose Kill Die by Cynthia Murphy
Flipped through the book and landed on page 98 which really made me want to step into the book!
Flipped through the book and landed on page 98 which really made me want to step into the book!
Flipped through the book and landed on page 98 which really made me want to step into the book!
Teaser Tuesday ~ Take Me Home With You When You Go by David Levithan, Jennifer Niven
I flipped through the book and ended up on page 96!
I feel so small, I wonder if I’m invisible. I feel as small as a flea.
Teaser Tuesday ~ Take Me Home Tonight by Morgan Matson
I flipped through the book and saw this part over at 209.
“That would explain the corpse,” Cary said, sounding relieved. He handed over the dry cleaning. “Laundry will be ready Monday.”
“Thanks so much.”
“Actually?” The corpse sat up and looked toward us. Someone had done what looked like a very realistic bullet hole in the center of her forehead. “Can you see if they have it by tomorrow?”
“I’ll ask,” Cary called.
She gave him a cheerful thumbs-up, then lay down again, her eyes going glassy and head lolling to the side.
Teaser Tuesday ~ The Gravity of Us by Phil Stamper
I flipped through the book and ended up at page 155.
“You look beautiful tonight.” A chuckle escapes his lips as he wipes the tears from his face. “I’ve never seen you like this – you’re usually so dressed up, even that time you helped with the community garden.”
Teaser Tuesday ~ The Boss Who Stole Christmas by Jana Aston
“I have one,” I announce, pulling out of his embrace. Nick watches, lounging back on the bed, one arm behind his head as I slide out his embrace and return with my Advent calendar, wiggling it in the air like a magician displaying their next trick before I punch through the door marked Dickmas. Retrieving the condom, I hold it up between two fingers with a look of triumph.
“Ta da!” I announce when Nick simply stares at me.
“Did you just procure a condom from an Advent Calendar?” he asks, his voice a little incredulous.
“Maybe?” I offer in response. “That’s not really important right now, is it?”
Teaser Tuesday ~ Imperfectly Yours by Ella Tate
Was reading this lovely novella when I came across this one on page 39% and just LOVED it.
Teaser Tuesday ~ Genie and Teeny Make a Wish by Steven Lenton
I flipped through the pages and bumped onto this hilarious page 20.
Well, I bet you’ll never guess.
Grant’s magic wishy word is…. ALAKA-BLAM-a-BUMWHISTLE!
YEs, Grant shouted ‘ALAKA-BLAM-a-BUMWHISTLE!’ in front of Queen Mizelda, and instead of creating a fancy-pants birthday cake Grant turned her into a birthday SNAKE instead.
Teaser Tuesday ~ Storm by Nicola Skinner
Flipped through the book and ended up on page 299. Cannot WAIT to read this book after this teaser. *dances*
Teaser Tuesday ~ The Great Dream Robbery by Greg James, Chris Smith
I was reading this one when I bumped against this fantastic quote, it is found on page 100.
“What on earth are you doing here?” she asked out loud, without thinking.
“I was about to ask you the exact same question,” replied Bin Bag in exactly the sort of voice she’d always imagined he would have. It was deep, cultured and – there was no better word for it – rather catty.
“WHOAH,” said Maya in astonishment. “I can talk to cats!”
“Anyone can talk to cats.” Bin Bag sniffed dismissively.
“People talk to cats all the time. It’s getting cats to talk back to you that’s really impressive.”
Teaser Tuesday ~ The Shelf by Helly Acton
Currently thinking of reading this one so I picked it for today’s TT. I flicked through the book and bumped onto this hilarious part on page 156/157.
A moment later she’s in the final dress, modelling it around the bedroom. “It’s called bum cleavage! It’s like boob cleavage, but on your butt! Don’t you love it?”
‘Darlin’, you would look class with a condom on your head,’ says Jackie. ‘Just make sure there’s enough stretch in that dress to pull a punch if you need to.’