I had random.org select a page for me and it went with page 9.
Maybe if I had known, I might have stayed inside with Mum and her new aromatherapy diffuser and her veggie toots and her comforting kind of weirdness.
But if I had, the world would have ended.
I’ll leave it to you to decide whether I made the right decision.
“I’ll see you later, Mum,” I said. And then I went out and saved the world.