Review for Alfie Fleet’s Guide to the Universe
Friday’s Page 69 ~ Alfie Fleet’s Guide to the Universe
Commonly known as ‘That Utter Git’, Sir Willikin is number three in the UCC’s Worst Presidents of All Time hit parade. He controlled the club for four years, with his cronies Lady Gardenia Nanbiter, Incontinence Pance, and Bernard Stiltskin. At a secret meeting it was eventually decided that he had to go. As all Presidents must map at least at least one new world, Sir Willikin was told of a newly discovered stone circle on an unmapped planet. There, he was told, time travelled at a very slow speed compared to Earth. Certain that he and his expedition would be back in time for dinner, Sir Willikin set off. At his departure there was much celebration and a highing of fives.
Review for Mystery Club: Wild Werewolves, Mummy Mischief
A really fun Graphic Novel about a group of kids who solve mysteries. There are werewolves and mummies!
Friday’s Page 69 ~ Goth Girl and the Ghost of a Mouse
There was a ripple as William Cabbage stepped away from the plaster wall. “Put your clothes on, William!” said Emily. There was another ripple as William stepped back into the shadows. He emerged a moment later in a flowing nightshirt.
Review for The Revenge of the Invisible Giant
Candy, giants, a giant quest, and much more is happening in this delightful third book in the Dundoodle Mystery series.
First Chapter First Paragraph Thursday Intros ~ The Best Laid Plans
The first thing I see when I open the door is Chase Brosner’s bare ass, flashing at me from the bed like some neon Vegas billboard. Then I see the girl underneath him, hands gripping his back, and when I see the fingernails, I know it’s Danielle. I was with her when she painted them, black, she said, to match her heart.
They’re completely wrapped up in each other on the bed – Andrew’s parents’ bed – and I can’t move, my hand frozen on the doorknow. This is not what I expected when I wandered upstairs, trying to get away from all the people who don’t even remember it’s my birthday, who are only at this stupid party because they know Andrew’s parents are away on a ski trip and there’s free beer. But now, as I take in the image of Chase’s ass, of Danielle’s fingernails clutching his skin, her dark hair spread out on the pillow, I realize this is much worse than the party.
Hardcover Surprises ~ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Illustrated Edition
Cover Lover Saturday ~ Catboy
