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Friday’s Page 69 ~ To Night Owl from Dogfish

Friday’s Page 69 ~ To Night Owl from Dogfish


Ben!

I’m VERY happy that Kristina IS COMING TO FAMILY DAY! I told the head of camp (+ I asked him to keep it a SECRET) + he was super happy, too. His name is Daniel Birnbaum + he wanted me to let Kristina know that he saw TELL ME WHEN JIMMY COMES HOME 4 times in Chicago + he’s a BIG fan.

Weekly Quote for Week-38 2018 ~ It’s a Wrap

Weekly Quote for Week-38 2018 ~ It’s a Wrap

There was a worrying slither and plopping sound. My left boob felt worryingly light.
I looked down at Mike’s plate. There appeared to be two chicken breasts. One a lot more silicone-y than the other.
There was deathly silence.
Everyone was staring at me. Or more specifically my left boob. Or sudden lack thereof.
This was definitely the first time this many people had noticed my boobs and contrary to my expectations I was not enjoying it.
My chicken filet ex-boob-enhancer slithered down slightly into Mike’s gravy.
‘OH MY GOD, IT’S A BOOBIE!’ he screamed.

Friday’s Page 69 ~ It’s A Wrap

Friday’s Page 69 ~ It’s A Wrap


‘Bonjour, Cherie!’ Eulalie was standing at the door with a baguette in one hand and a bottle of red wine in the other, like a waking stereotype. She kissed me multiple times, breaking the baguette in the process.