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Will Charlie change into the animal specified on the cover this time? Or once again not? Also who is stealing all the animals?
Find out where you can find magical creatures! And find out if you really want to see them or not (for instance some creatures are best left alone).
Meet Charlie a fairly normal boy… well… with the exception of the tiny little thing he has.. he can change into animals.
“What do llamas smell like?” “Chkt.” “Like an ancient terror ready to shed its skin and devour the world? How do you even—”
“WORKER UNKNOWN,” the voice continued. “STATE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME.”
Something mechanical within the walls made a clunking noise, and a panel slid open. A weapon-looking thing extended through the hole.
“PROVIDE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OR BE DESTROYED,” the voice commanded.
My teeth clenched. I do not take kindly to threats of destruction.
“My name is Tippy-Toe,” I said. I scampered up the wall to perch on the barrels. “And my authorization is JUSTICE!”
I bit through the housing at the base of the barrel and tore it from the wall.
“‘CHK-CHKKA-CHT’ IS NOT A SECURITY AUTHORIZED NAME,” the voice continued. ‘YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED.”
Three more panels opened, revealing new weapons.