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Teaser Thursday ~ The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl – 2 Fuzzy, 2 Furious

Teaser Thursday ~ The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl – 2 Fuzzy, 2 Furious


I let Random.org pick one, though it took a few tries (he kept selecting pages with spoilers), in the end I settled on 208/209.

“WORKER UNKNOWN,” the voice continued. “STATE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME.”
Something mechanical within the walls made a clunking noise, and a panel slid open. A weapon-looking thing extended through the hole.
“PROVIDE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OR BE DESTROYED,” the voice commanded.
My teeth clenched. I do not take kindly to threats of destruction.
“My name is Tippy-Toe,” I said. I scampered up the wall to perch on the barrels. “And my authorization is JUSTICE!”
I bit through the housing at the base of the barrel and tore it from the wall.
“‘CHK-CHKKA-CHT’ IS NOT A SECURITY AUTHORIZED NAME,” the voice continued. ‘YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED.”
Three more panels opened, revealing new weapons.

Friday’s Page 69 ~ The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World

Friday’s Page 69 ~ The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World


Mom: And we’ll need to talk about some kind of…
What do parents do when their kids disobey and make dangerous choices?

Doreen: I dunno I’ve read about groundings.

Mom: Yes you should probably be grounded. Or something.

Doreen: Ok.

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Teaser Thursday ~ Royce Rolls

Teaser Thursday ~ Royce Rolls


Today is 25/5, so I picked a teaser from page 255.

“Because, Bentley. Because you have the most unforgettable face on the planet, and not just because it’s in the news. Because you’re the single most beautiful person I’ve ever seen in my life, inside and out. Because you’d be friends with a guy who wears the same hoodie every day for a year. And a table full of homeless dudes. And a librarian with a stick up his butt.”