Tried at first with Random.org but it kept suggesting the same # pages. 😛 So I decided to pick a page of my own, and that was page 32!
Plus I’ve decided I’m going to do a Tiara Girl video wearing a REAL TIARA!
So that’s actually three enormous surprises!
I just have to make sure I don’t get caught.
But surely I can come up with a good plan, right?
An Alice-proof, Grandmaman-proof plan, a no-one-in-the-palace-will-see-me kind of plan.
“But remember you told us how to deal with the poo? You know, get it down the loo quick so it doesn’t dry out and explode. Well, Sunny poos a lot. And it must have caused a blockage. All the toilets started overflowing. Mum went in first with the plunger. But she couldn’t clear it and had to call a plumber. And they found this… this… poo-berg.”