I am currently reading this and I want to share this one with you all, it is on page 14.
So I unclicked the fastener, went downstairs, climbed up to the letterbox, pushed my way out and landed on the front path. Easy peasy.
When we FINALLY got home I went to see Bernard and after a brief chat we decided that tomorrow EVERYTHING will change and I WILL get some actual friends and I WILL get voted to be something and I WILL be a complete success. AND I WILL have free biscuits. Probably. Bernard the guinea pig squeaked her approval and we both went to bed.
Tried at first with Random.org but it kept suggesting the same # pages. 😛 So I decided to pick a page of my own, and that was page 32!
Plus I’ve decided I’m going to do a Tiara Girl video wearing a REAL TIARA!
So that’s actually three enormous surprises!
I just have to make sure I don’t get caught.
But surely I can come up with a good plan, right?
An Alice-proof, Grandmaman-proof plan, a no-one-in-the-palace-will-see-me kind of plan.