So there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopaedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.
As you might imagine, that sort of situation can be quite disturbing. It does funny things to the brain to be in such danger – in fact, it often makes a person pause and reflect upon his life. If you’ve never faced such a situation, then you’ll simple have to take my word. If, on the other hand, you have faced such a situation, then you are probably dead and aren’t likely to be reading this.