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Review for King Flashypants Books 1 to 5

Review for King Flashypants Books 1 to 5

Meet King Edwin or King Flashypants, a very sweet 9-year old boy who is trying to rule his country while also going on quests, helping his friends, inventing things, collecting burps, eating food, having a jolly good time, and more.

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First Chapter First Paragraph Thursday Intros ~ King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom

First Chapter First Paragraph Thursday Intros ~ King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom


It was hot in Edwinland. Really hot.
It was so hot that when people bought an ice cream from the van, it turned runny in two seconds and they had to pour it into their mouths like custard. It was so hot that you could fry eggs on the heads of bald men.

Teaser Tuesday ~ King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches

Teaser Tuesday ~ King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches


I had my fiance pick a page today and he picked (after a long time thinking) page 103.

“We’re not just the best at singing! We are the best at being funny! Ha ha ha!” said the broad-chested merman, stopping for a moment to shave around his belly button.