I had random.org select a page for me and it decided on 147.
“Drew.” I turn to him mock-stern. “You’re going to sit on the toilet. If we crop it well, you’ll look like you’re sitting at a fancy French restaurant.”
“Jesse,” he says right back. “You’re going to get in the fountain. If we frame it right, it’ll look like an Olympic pool.”
We lean against each other in hysterics, eyes watering.
“Isn’t that cute?” says Manager Kong, cracking a smile. “They think you’re someone important.”