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Friday’s Page 69 ~ Hey, Jesus, It’s Me by Ellen Skrmetti

Friday’s Page 69 ~ Hey, Jesus, It’s Me by Ellen Skrmetti

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Hey, Jesus, It’s Me I Have Questions, Comments, and Concerns by Ellen Skrmetti, woman with blond hair and glasses in her hair holding a banana like a phone
Hey, Jesus, it’s me. Listen, can you help my friend never know that she’s on cups and ice because she can’t cook? That’s right. Her dressin’ tastes like an eraser looks, and we can’t take it anymore, but we don’t want to hurt her feelings either. That’s right. We want the friendship but no the dressin’.
First Chapter First Paragraph Thursday Intros ~ The World’s Worst Assistant by Sona Movsesian

First Chapter First Paragraph Thursday Intros ~ The World’s Worst Assistant by Sona Movsesian

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The World's Worst Assistant by Sona Movsesian, Conan O'Brien, Humour, Non-Fiction, Photograph, Biography, Memoir, Silly, TV
It takes work to be the world’s worst assistant.
It requires the same nerve and dedication as writing a book and asking your boss, a comedic icon and celebrated writer, to write the foreword and then following it up with drivel.
If you bought this book specifically for the foreword, I don’t blame you. I realize what a mistake it was to ask someone who was two-time president of the Harvard Lampoon, a writer on Saturday Night Live, a writer on The Simpsons, and a four-time Emmy winner to write the lead-in to this book. I have done none of those things, but the good news is I get paid for this book and he doesn’t. So I win.
I take pride in knowing that my book has already peaked.