Welcome back to the Nothing To See Here Hotel, be prepared for a shiver-ye-timbers adventures as we go deep underwater to a new part of the Hotel. Strap on everyone, the ride is going to be seamazing.
And the camping trip had been going so well.
‘AGHHHH,’ screamed Simon.
‘AGHHHH,’ screamed Whippet, as he clung to a slippery plank. ‘We’re all going to die!’
‘Nobody’s going to die,’ said Lucy, hanging beside Whipped, gripping on to the edge of a dangling plank by her right hand, ‘but the next few minutes are going to be a little adventurous.’
The next morning Crafty awoke to see the dawn light pink against the pointy window of his little room. He didn’t rush to get out of bed – he was still thinking about his childhood. Tears came into his eyes as, once again, he pictured his mother kneeling on the cold flags and weeping.