Today is the 23rd of June so I decided to go with that number as % in this delightful book.
It had a body like a tiny deer’s.
But it had wings.
And claws on its front legs.
And hooves in the back.
And sharp teeth.
And it was blue. Except for its belly and its wings, which were red.
And a face that looked more than anything, like a tiny dragon’s.
Elliot would have been insanely terrified, excerpt for the fact that it was rather small. About the size of a cat.
Also, it was completely caught in a tangle of pink ribbon.
Commonly known as ‘That Utter Git’, Sir Willikin is number three in the UCC’s Worst Presidents of All Time hit parade. He controlled the club for four years, with his cronies Lady Gardenia Nanbiter, Incontinence Pance, and Bernard Stiltskin. At a secret meeting it was eventually decided that he had to go. As all Presidents must map at least at least one new world, Sir Willikin was told of a newly discovered stone circle on an unmapped planet. There, he was told, time travelled at a very slow speed compared to Earth. Certain that he and his expedition would be back in time for dinner, Sir Willikin set off. At his departure there was much celebration and a highing of fives.
Welcome to the Unusual Travel Agency, meet Alfie Fleet and he will tell you all about his travels to Outlandish!