I started to run. I didn’t know where I was running to, I just knew what I was running from, which was this school in general and Mrs Ramshaw in particular because she was properly freaking me out.
I was running past the big hall windows when I realised the big hall windows meant that whoever might be in there would be able to see me but hopefully nobody would be in there but I sneaked a quick look and everybody was in there so whoops.
The whole school, by the looks. All dressed in yellow.
I had random.org select a page for me and it went with page 9.
Maybe if I had known, I might have stayed inside with Mum and her new aromatherapy diffuser and her veggie toots and her comforting kind of weirdness.
But if I had, the world would have ended.
I’ll leave it to you to decide whether I made the right decision.
“I’ll see you later, Mum,” I said. And then I went out and saved the world.