I had Random.org select a page for me, and it picked… page 148.
Harley glanced between Ivy and Selina, the former still grimacing at Shrike’s body. “To do what?”
Selina ticked the items off on a gloved hand. “Robbery, mayhem, notoriety… What else could a girl want?”
Harley tossed the black-tipped braid over her shoulder. “Ivy said you could get the Joker out of Arkham.”
I let Random.org pick one, though it took a few tries (he kept selecting pages with spoilers), in the end I settled on 208/209.
“WORKER UNKNOWN,” the voice continued. “STATE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME.”
Something mechanical within the walls made a clunking noise, and a panel slid open. A weapon-looking thing extended through the hole.
“PROVIDE YOUR SECURITY-AUTHORIZED NAME WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OR BE DESTROYED,” the voice commanded.
My teeth clenched. I do not take kindly to threats of destruction.
“My name is Tippy-Toe,” I said. I scampered up the wall to perch on the barrels. “And my authorization is JUSTICE!”
I bit through the housing at the base of the barrel and tore it from the wall.
“‘CHK-CHKKA-CHT’ IS NOT A SECURITY AUTHORIZED NAME,” the voice continued. ‘YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED.”
Three more panels opened, revealing new weapons.
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