‘Tony Stark? Iron Man?’ said Squirrel Girl. ‘Isn’t he just your errand boy?’
‘Errand boy?’ said Black Widow. ‘He’s an avenger.’
‘But…but I thought…’Squirrel Girl pulle up her text exchage with Tony Stark on her phone and showed it to Black Widow.
The super spy read the texts, pursing her lips as if trying to keep a straight face. A chuckle escaped her throat. Then she started to laugh. She laughed so hard the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents called for backup and set up a perimeter. She laughed so hard she didn’t make any noise at all.
I flipped through the book 3 times and stopped at page 125.
All variety of pants-pissing thoughts descended on me as I stared up at the fortress of trees marking the entrance to the forest. I remembered that we had no idea just how big the island was. It could be absolutely swarming with the undead or it could be some kind of killer bear sanctuary.
Carl’s knife was big but it wasn’t that big. There was a a bitter innuendo in there somewhere, but I was just too damn frightened to consider it.